Nicoletta Mithra
Ordo Novus Mul-Zatah
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Posted - 2012.01.22 01:39:00 -
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Stitcher wrote:To nominate somebody, simply capture an image of them from behind (...) and post it right here in this thread.
Simply? No, no. It's not that simple. And I'm not talking about the difficulties of taking an image, considering the right angle, the right lighting and so on...
No, dear Capsuleers, gentlemen and ladies, faithful and heretics, crewmen, Captains and Rear Admirals!
I speak of a grave injustice brought about by the rules given for this otherwise admirable and most entertaining contest, which I would adore for it's humor and ingenuity, if it weren't for this most grave failure in the rules set up by the management.
Yes, dear people, you already can guess of what pejorative evils I'm speaking, of which unequal treatment, of which glaring disadvantage!
It is nothing less than discrimination! There, I said it, where nobody else had the courage to do so.
Lets take a look at this most vile of passages, dripping of prejudice:
Stitcher wrote:Please ensure that the image is tasteful - at a minimum, the subject must be wearing a shirt plus pants or a skirt. No visible underwear allowed.
Let this sink into your mind for a moment and consider: Who would do this to his beloved ass? No, I say an ass should not be in any way subject to those kind of rules. While I don't think that taking a picture from behind pictures any ass in the proper angle to fully enjoy it's strong and firm contours as well as it's dynamic aesthetics when in full action, it's perfection in functional design, all it's quality characteristics! I certainly prefer a side view. Still, that is just a minor complaint when compared to the injustice brought upon countless asses with this silly regulation about pants and shirts - and skirts!
Really: Who of you would consider it inappropriate if he saw an ass making his way over green fields, roaming freely over mountain ridges and through dales and valleys, stretching while enjoying the sun of a warm savanna's eve? No sane person would. Of course not, why should an ass be covered like that? There#s nothing improper, indecent or not tasteful about an uncovered ass.
Anyone who's not seeing this a priory truth as given by God or the Spirits or simply as a dictate of logic (There's nothing indecent in nature!) just take a look at this picture of what is a most delightful specimen of an ass.
What is indecent of this ass, what not tasteful? Actually, how many things can you imagine that is more sweet, more innocent, modest, decent and pure? I don't think it's many!
So, equine... uh, equal chances for wild asses!
Join the cause: Cause those fine asses shouldn't be stuck into skirts and pants to be able to compete.
-Nicoletta Mithra |